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Nick is fun, when he is covered in the necter of a large catapiller.
Get it straiht! what? No! Figgle?!?! WHAT THE RUDDY HEELLLLLLLL DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?
Fun in the sun, i think so.
Once there was this bloke named thingy bob, oh yeah, Rodger Rodger Rick, and what a sod he was. Every day we had to hit him several times in his thermaxinol desominatol area, otherwise he would hurt me metally, with his mind stare. Anywho RRR went to the CoOp today to buy some cheese, chips, chives, fruit, vegies, uranium, a ten foot ballllistic missile and some chicken kieve, tastey for giller. BUT HE DID NOT BUY GUM GUM DILLIES!!"! WHY???????OH THE HUMANITY!!! WHAT WAS THE POINT IN ALL OF THAT!?!?!?!?!WE NEED DUM DUM DILLEY FUN!!!!!!!! So i pointed out to him that we need to go to the funkey world of dum dum tree. Yes funkey master p giving the roudy Ricky Rody Peeper tips on dum dum purchase. HO HO HO! SaNtA will be crying tonight!!!
So anywho, we went there purchased some cheap dum dum dillies and sold wiliams virginity to a thirty year old toothless vampire who couldn't give birth to any form of glass. This was hard as william defended himself with some good cheap rusty steal clouds. We got him the the end with a lead box.
RRR went down to town and funked the tree right up to the door of mackey d and sold it o a drug dealler named funkey funk spunk, this man needs his fun, if heosn't have fun he will spontaniously combusssssst, exploading in an orgy of cheese and boiled blood, staining the room with horrible horrible stains that not even Mr Mu$$$$$$$$$le can remove. It got sold for -£99999999999999
A good thing for me as a forty food fisherman was attcking new york at the time. The carp needs his dinner, but Mrs fish was at the brothel rolling around in the mud witha tortoise made out of dog muff. A man whispered RRR's orriscope into one of his several and plentiful earholes,
............your friends are laughing at you behind your back,...............
............KILL THEM!!!
Lucky that funkey master p isn't considered a friend, or is he, or does the world need it? What about cheese strings, where will they live after the incident and what now for the man with a fishes gut for a face?

Signed FatFrigger the Fickle Man With A Big *ucking *ob

PS::::::::::::::::: ) <--------the several eyed monster
I need to go and buy some toothpaste. QUICK. Otherwise this will happen, watch,.........
BOOM!
BAD!
EVIL!
FAT!
ENPLASTICATED SEA MONKEYS!
this isn't nice for the world to see, we need chips with cheese embedding the sail full of fun, the love mountin turns to hate!!!!!!!!!
What is FUN? This comunist term that facist dictators like A. Forrow uses, rulling the whole crowd in a state of silly uselessnessssssssss$. What does he do? SELL THEM! for profit he will sell innocent drug lords to convicted children. What is it? What Am I? $ail isn't a good thing, vote for it.
Busses, i mean WHAT THE BLODDY HELL!!??!?!?! who inventededed them ayway? Nick, chris ? Ben? or possiby bill clinton. I don't know and i don't care all i think is that they should be given to poor money leesssssssss$ rich kids, like fat figgle and Mr. Burns. But seriously why did i buy that sticker? It is made of poisen i will give you that but it isn't good for fun, i mean it has a big symbol of evil german rules, like the fun of playing with a bat and bill, yes bill, the boy next door, discriminated against because he looks and is in fact a living ball. Once he mistook a tennis club for his house and it wasn't pleasant for all concerned.


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Also i could $hown you my shoooping list, but instead i am going to hurt you, must restrain myself, i must show the list, NO! respect your privacy man! SHUT UP!! (hits self with brick) Anyway,..
2 peices of huble pie
99 flakes of dandruff from a cheesey devil named Norm
6 green eggs, (hold the ham)
A peice of ham, (hold the green eggs unless it is Trunday and you have an errection)
Several horrible children made out of glorified chalk
A Single plum made out of plum and plum extracts, but it MUST be 99% water otherwise i will shrivelle up and die due to lack of water and fun
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This shopping list is for educational purposes only, i can't be held responsible if reader prints this out, mashes it up into a big sloppy mess and throws it at his fellow man, or otherwise.
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Carrying on from that, we should have a lunch time social with joe willllllly, or not. ever. EVERERRRRRRR!!!"££$%^%^.
Once i was riding the bus down town when i decided to flea, the decision to flea came sudenly, or mabey not, mabey i had been planning it all along, subconsiously waiting for the right time to leave this jagged peice of art and go home like sooooo many security gaurds were shouting at me to do RIGHT now.
(*) This is a government health warning, if a certain persaaaaon by the name of *.Telford is anywhere near you then please take several pounds of weed, some smack, half a salt shacker of cocain and hundrens of uppers, downers, screamers and leeeeeeemers, eat them all at once and try not to die from a drug overdose.(*)
Thank you for being such a good audience! HA! I TOLD YOU THEY WERE WATCHING US!!!!! i thought i shut you up earlier! NO!!! YOU CAN'T SCILENCE THE TRUTH!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! damn nATION(hits self with a small razor made out of explosives) now look what you made me do. And remeber kids, the truth isn't out there. Or is it? nah, proberly not but who cares anyway, who wants to know whethere or noooot there are outher FREAKS of nature out there when you can ju$t sit at home and watch hard core pornographyyyyyyyyyyyy like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o many of us have decieeeed to do.
I mean you can see some good cheap elfe porn while every day it is sold at extorcianate PRICES on other worlds. This is strange i thiunk but it dosn't matter, even if the Voodo 5... is crap, whatever nick says.
That is the only truth you need to know, don't EVER trust the vodoo peoploids web site, that is just another facist dropoff point for lies of the govenment. This is a well corrigraphed story and i'll have you not mock it thank you. Any way where was i? oh yeah! The pope was riding the rocket down, down into the fray of the battle of the anachrids. He needs A gun, a big one, a big fat juicy fun ice lolly, good for a lickin' and a sucking.
Just like him and his holy ass to do a strip show for free while I AM NOT AROUND!! fer goodness sake! what is wrong with that guy?
Who needs strippers anyway, not me, oh no, all i need is some chips, or chrisps as you english pigs call e'm and some good old fashioned nucler rediationjnnnnn made out of raddish, tony blairs breifs, and some cheap russian gold.
This is an interesting subject as woofie was once a friend of mine, yes all those minutes ago when i was taking out my entire education in a arabian mine. Yes, No? Who cares, it's all good. Or is it? ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah well, thats it. That is it. No more s0up for you! OH NO! IT'S ALL OVER! the s0up is gone, you should've eated up the s0up when you had the chance, but no you were taming the mutent lions on omicron perci nine. I think, because if you wern't i will have to eat you because that mean that you ate what you should buy, in a market. Like markets are big, V.Big. I got lost for days, weeks, seconds, milllllliyears, and then i realised i was in the corner of nicks sock drawer. No market, no dogey deals, no Okey Koaky 2000's or tellies, videos, yes no fat lesbian transexuals making a big heavy statment about how they like to shag the green thing of oicron perci ten.Yes, you geuesseed it, nothing but nicks cheesssssy socks, but wait, they wern't even socks, no they the big fat swirley wrirley birds, wirling and swirling around and around in a big fat fun hole, alot like those thigs the the govenment give you fun  funny joke, but it isn't a joke, no it's all hot chocolte and mushrooms, MAGIC mushrooms! the government want YOU to drink this, they NEED YOU! to drink this, (or if you have left it go cold over night while having a twenty four hour shag fest with a frigin' cheese greaterrrrrrrr) eat it because they have to test their big fat penneies on the fat female dirt clods of jupiter, yes thats right, grass!

WHEN WIL THEY LEARN THAT GRASS SHOULD BE FREE, AND NOT £999.90 PER CRUMPIT.
Thyis isn't like the world that Nick is a fool. He lives in Figgleton, therefor he needs to be exterminated, NOW!!onhjrle! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HAPPENED THERE! oh, righ, i must've opened a packet of whoop ass on ctrl+v
Or did i? No? Yes right Up the ski sloopppe for some unsupervsed fun with a loose chainsaw and cheese and chive tomatoes. This isn't advised by the way, ot is all wrong, wrong, worng, WRONG! no, it is right, good and right.
I don't think so that much though, I just want to have lunch, like those grils. But lunch is not a simple task, oh no, seeee the shopping list entitiled above for the ingreeeesiednts and then you have to MAKE it. This is communist. It envolves making a few minor adjustments to the space time continument. This is not very nick, i would rather not, no. I need to have it but the green remlin dosn't want to go to bed with william. I need to go to the kremlin later too, to drop off my post and let borrisss deal with it, he can let is flying monkeys do the job! FLY MY PRETTIES!! FLY!!!!!!! you get the idea.
Anywho, did you dig the costume the tin man was wearing? he was METAL! not good, especially because the party was held round jim the noutorious magent's house.
NAUGHTY!
I aought to sell him out to the aol feinds that befriend this earth.
Like linkUI, yes he needs what is comming to him, oh yes, needs IT.
I think that a stone can do good when it is painted yellow and grenade, like like US army.

THATS ALL FOLKS, no it's not!! YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME IN YOUR DREAMS AND WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE TURNED OFF, AND EVERY TIME A PERSON STANDING ON THE EARTH WITH THE COORDINATES OF AND ALL EAVEN NUMBErrr aNd EaTs A pEaNuT.



YOURS CINz
A. Sillymanmadeoutofchipschalkzingzorksprogandfun
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